城会玩：外国网友模仿川普评电影

今年美国大选的热门人物，共和党候选人特朗普以简单、易懂的讲话风格吸引了很多选民。

特朗普经常用类似于“非常”（very）和“伟大”（great）这样的词。

他常常用“失败者”、“怀恨者”、“愚蠢”、“笨蛋”、“疯子”、“傻瓜”、“呆子”、和“恶心”等词来攻击反对他的人，语言水平为4.1年级。

外国网友们为了表示自己已经完全掌握了特朗普的语言风格，开展了一个用特朗普式语言评价电影的活动。

大家看看他们学得像不像。

1. Jaws 大白鲨 (1975)

Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

大鲨鱼。你见过的最大的鲨鱼。我也见过，伙计们。超大的。警察局长，好人，是我朋友。他把鲨鱼给杀了#川普说电影

— Scott Dooley (@scottdools)

2. Edward Scissorhands 剪刀手爱德华 (1990)

This guy, this creepy guy, he's got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they're great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

这家伙，这个可怕的家伙，他的手竟然是剪刀。很多人都这么说。我的双手，还是很不错滴。#川普说电影

— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron)

3. Fight Club 搏击俱乐部(1999)

I really shouldn't talk about. I shouldn't. I CAN'T. But really folks, I can't. Ok? Ok. It's a fight club. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

我真不该聊这个。不应该。我没法聊。真的，伙计们，我没法聊。行不行？好吧，那就是个搏击俱乐部。#川普说电影

— Mike Matola (@MikeMatola)

4. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 牛仔裤的夏天(2005)

These women travel with these pants. A sisterhood, whatever that is. I have many pants! Just get more pants ladies! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

这些女的带着这些裤子旅行去了。姐妹淘，谁知道是啥玩意儿。我也有裤子！女士们，多买裤子啊！#川普说电影

— (((Michael))) (@Home_Halfway)

5. The Lion King 狮子王(1994)

Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

刀疤——强大的领袖，我很尊敬的人。现在丛林里都挺好的？一团乱麻！#川普说电影

— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak)

6. Saving Private Ryan 拯救大兵瑞恩(1998)

So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

所以他们冲到海滩，想要把这个被抓了的士兵救出来。烂片。我喜欢不会被抓的人，好不？#川普说电影

— Travon Free (@Travon)

7. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 十日拍拖手册 (2003)

She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

她是个失败者，好吧，她快要失去他了。我可以在4天或者2天内失去一个人。我失去过很好的人，你可不知道。 #川普说电影

— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77)

8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 哈利波特与死亡圣器(2010)

Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

伏地魔，牛人。铲除移民们的魔法世界。狡诈的哈利不能信#川普说电影

— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan)

9. Ex Machina 机械姬(2024)

Beautiful robot. A 10, guys, a 10. Our bearded friend is probably—can't say for sure, but probably—a Muslim. SAD. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

机器人好漂亮。10分，伙计们，绝对10分。那个留胡子的朋友可能，我也说不好，可能是个穆斯林。太悲哀了。#川普说电影

— A24 (@A24)

10. Back to the Future 回到未来(1985)

Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

比福，好人，是我的好朋友，他们把他的生活给毁了！医生和马蒂，绝对的失败者。没有时间机器根本赢不了。#川普说电影

— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin)

11. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 魔戒：王者归来(2003)

Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

小佛罗多， 特别小的家伙，想毁掉一个戒指，永远也毁不掉，彻底的失败者。要是我，能完成得更快，相信我。#川普说电影

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon)

12. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 威利旺卡和巧克力工厂(1971)

Absolutely terrible. Oompa Loompas are taking jobs away from hard working AMERICANS. Shame on Crooked Mr Wonka! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

太糟糕了。奥帕伦帕人抢走了勤奋的美国人手里的工作。狡猾的旺卡，可耻。#川普说电影

— Pat Sullivan (@pattysull)

13. Aladdin 阿拉丁(1992)

This guy, Aladdin- hes making terrible, the worst deals. Believe me folks, I would've got 4, 5, even 12 wishes #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

这个叫阿拉丁的家伙，做了一些特别糟糕、特别差劲的交易。伙计们，相信我，要是我在那儿，估计能实现4个、5个，甚至12个愿望。#川普说电影

今年美国大选的热门人物，共和党候选人特朗普以简单、易懂的讲话风格吸引了很多选民。

特朗普经常用类似于“非常”（very）和“伟大”（great）这样的词。

他常常用“失败者”、“怀恨者”、“愚蠢”、“笨蛋”、“疯子”、“傻瓜”、“呆子”、和“恶心”等词来攻击反对他的人，语言水平为4.1年级。

外国网友们为了表示自己已经完全掌握了特朗普的语言风格，开展了一个用特朗普式语言评价电影的活动。

大家看看他们学得像不像。

1. Jaws 大白鲨 (1975)

Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

大鲨鱼。你见过的最大的鲨鱼。我也见过，伙计们。超大的。警察局长，好人，是我朋友。他把鲨鱼给杀了#川普说电影

— Scott Dooley (@scottdools)

2. Edward Scissorhands 剪刀手爱德华 (1990)

This guy, this creepy guy, he's got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they're great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

这家伙，这个可怕的家伙，他的手竟然是剪刀。很多人都这么说。我的双手，还是很不错滴。#川普说电影

— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron)

3. Fight Club 搏击俱乐部(1999)

I really shouldn't talk about. I shouldn't. I CAN'T. But really folks, I can't. Ok? Ok. It's a fight club. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

我真不该聊这个。不应该。我没法聊。真的，伙计们，我没法聊。行不行？好吧，那就是个搏击俱乐部。#川普说电影

— Mike Matola (@MikeMatola)

4. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 牛仔裤的夏天(2005)

These women travel with these pants. A sisterhood, whatever that is. I have many pants! Just get more pants ladies! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

这些女的带着这些裤子旅行去了。姐妹淘，谁知道是啥玩意儿。我也有裤子！女士们，多买裤子啊！#川普说电影

— (((Michael))) (@Home_Halfway)

5. The Lion King 狮子王(1994)

Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

刀疤——强大的领袖，我很尊敬的人。现在丛林里都挺好的？一团乱麻！#川普说电影

— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak)

6. Saving Private Ryan 拯救大兵瑞恩(1998)

So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

所以他们冲到海滩，想要把这个被抓了的士兵救出来。烂片。我喜欢不会被抓的人，好不？#川普说电影

— Travon Free (@Travon)

7. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 十日拍拖手册 (2003)

She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

她是个失败者，好吧，她快要失去他了。我可以在4天或者2天内失去一个人。我失去过很好的人，你可不知道。 #川普说电影

— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77)

8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 哈利波特与死亡圣器(2010)

Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

伏地魔，牛人。铲除移民们的魔法世界。狡诈的哈利不能信#川普说电影

— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan)

9. Ex Machina 机械姬(2024)

Beautiful robot. A 10, guys, a 10. Our bearded friend is probably—can't say for sure, but probably—a Muslim. SAD. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

机器人好漂亮。10分，伙计们，绝对10分。那个留胡子的朋友可能，我也说不好，可能是个穆斯林。太悲哀了。#川普说电影

— A24 (@A24)

10. Back to the Future 回到未来(1985)

Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

比福，好人，是我的好朋友，他们把他的生活给毁了！医生和马蒂，绝对的失败者。没有时间机器根本赢不了。#川普说电影

— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin)

11. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 魔戒：王者归来(2003)

Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

小佛罗多， 特别小的家伙，想毁掉一个戒指，永远也毁不掉，彻底的失败者。要是我，能完成得更快，相信我。#川普说电影

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon)

12. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 威利旺卡和巧克力工厂(1971)

Absolutely terrible. Oompa Loompas are taking jobs away from hard working AMERICANS. Shame on Crooked Mr Wonka! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

太糟糕了。奥帕伦帕人抢走了勤奋的美国人手里的工作。狡猾的旺卡，可耻。#川普说电影

— Pat Sullivan (@pattysull)

13. Aladdin 阿拉丁(1992)

This guy, Aladdin- hes making terrible, the worst deals. Believe me folks, I would've got 4, 5, even 12 wishes #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots

这个叫阿拉丁的家伙，做了一些特别糟糕、特别差劲的交易。伙计们，相信我，要是我在那儿，估计能实现4个、5个，甚至12个愿望。#川普说电影